Grande Mesa

I think there are two things at work here (with the Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer thing) that basically amount to two negatives equalling a positive: An almost-forty Aniston who is probably looking back at sh*t and just saying “f*ck it,” and a 30-year-old Mayer with a crazy f*cking amount of talent and bravado that is happy to maybe have met his intellectual/sexual match with Aniston. He’s a cocky punk and he knows it and it almost makes you like him for it. Almost.

I’m just another asshole who wasted a few minutes of time speculating about it, but how many times do we waste time talking about shit and then regret having spent actual seconds of your life on it.

It was either this or the reason Bush quit golfing, which he says was out of respect for the families who have lost people in Iraq, but later admitted was because he couldn’t stomach it anymore after hearing about the death of another U.S. diplomat in Iraq. He was on the golf course when he heard and he just said “f*ck it.”

All you gotta do is say, “f*ck it.”